Don't you know yet? McD's sells HAMBURGERS!

We have all been there. In a hurry, wanting a quick lunch. Just stopping in for a bite to eat. Whether we use the drive thru or run inside to make our order, we all know this situation.

You know what you want, you need to order it, get it and be on your way. That is the convenience of fast food. A meal on the go, food in a few minutes. A wonderful thing. But it always seems you run into this....

There is a person in front of you that has no idea what the place serves. They stand there, reading the menu, for hours it seems. They seem confused, "Hmm, what is there to get? Oooh, I can get a hamburger... or a cheeseburger.... or a hamburger with 2 patties.... oh wow look, that one can come with cheese too!"

For mercy's sake, this is a HAMBURGER PLACE! Of course they sell hamburgers. Don't you know that yet? The menu never really changes. This is not a fancy place. Pick a burger and order it and MOVE on!

But yet, they stand there, reading over the menu, and over it again, like they expect some new option to suddenly just appear if they stare at it long enough. You are trying to be patient, glancing at your watch. "So much for 'Fast' food," you think.

It has been over 5 minutes now and that slowpoke in front of you still hasn't comprehended the fact that this is a hamburger place that sells hamburgers. Finally they decide, ooo I will get a hamburger! The whole place almost lights up with their realization that this is a hamburger place. Wow, they can get a hamburger, you think, Great, now maybe I can finally order.

Yes, we have all been there. A two minute stop lasts half an hour. Fast food isn't anywhere near fast at these times. Some people just don't understand. As you rush out the door, or drive off with your food, just remember this: A hamburger place sells hamburgers!